Please help me buy an Mac Mini

Did that title get your attention? No, I am not asking you guys to help me buy a new computer; but thats what someone did. Stefan, from Texas, was a windows user who was getting tired of the Bullcrap that his PC was feeding him. So he did what everyone else is doing nowadays on the web; he started a blog. It was a pretty clever idea that actually seems to have worked. Stefan (no comment about the name); started posting about all the things that he was missing out on by not having an Apple iMac. Anyways; he asked the web surfers to give up a dollar each so he can have the $2500+ that he needed to buy the computer. He started on April 11 and got the necessary money in less than a month. Who are all these people who gave him all that money?? Maybe I should do something similar. You all know how much I want an Apple mini. If you don’t; just search for mac mini; and see all the posts that come up. Who wants to start donating me the money? I only need like $500. I will pay the rest out of my own pocket. See how nice I am?